I'm Mel. The first thing you need to know about me is that I hate music. The second thing you need to know is that I love music.

I'm our system's co-host but only just recently formed a sense of self. I'm a death's-head hawkmoth. I'm a big critic and it's not easy to impress me, but don't hinge your worth on some random internet bug's approval.

I'm the main RateYourMusic headmate; there's no one specific genre I enjoy but I like to listen to a variety of things, even if they're bad, just so I can rate them. I'm the RYM pervert casual enjoyers of music warned you about, lol. I also like fiction, though I'm not a fan of utopian/cozy/wholesome fiction. Give me something that I can really sink my teeth into, or that sinks its teeth into me.