Hey. I'm Logan. Our system decided we needed like five whole "idgaf" headmates but chose me to be the only masc one. Every day I live in misery about the fact that I'm not actually a toon waterfowl fighting and/or fucking cogs in Toontown so I don't front much.

I'm like the platonic ideal of a cartoon duck or something like that. Our brain saw duck toonfurs online at 16 years of age and decided we needed an entire guy for that. Not sure why I turned out to be the party pooper of the system when every single one of my influences is related to silly cartoon antics but we play with the cards we're dealt with ig.

A character being a duck is an easy cheat to get me to care about them. Daffy is fun but Donald is my favorite of the two and works better as the hero of a story while every modern Daffy incarnation that's tried to be a sympathetic protagonist is impossible to root for. Buck Ruffler the Duck Shuffler is hot and I want to throw pies in his face, and I forever regret missing out on his plush campaign. I have a partially hate-induced fascination with the 1987 Howard The Duck movie and I want to make you watch it. I do not care about any non-duck characters except maybe the Three Caballeros, and that's cheating cause one of them is Donald Duck. I'd probably get into Darkwing Duck if I had enough energy to watch it. Quack.