What's up, its Beej, your local "it" girl. Yeah, I'm a Betelgeuse fictive, what can ya do. Was minding my own business and suddenly got turned into a Sylveongirl. Plurality's weird, man.

I'm really just chilling. I don't believe in a "higher purpose" or whatever, I'm alive and I'm here to laze around all day and look at furry porn.